Tonight on the Channel 5 news, the big story was using common household products for beauty and cleaning agents. Toothpaste cleans silver, citric acid in Gatorade cleans toilets, beer conditions hair etc etc �
Umm, yeah. Like I am going to waste beer conditioning my hair, people.
That is such an irresponsible news story!
Also, I predict tomorrow�s big Election �02 news story will be the alarming and deafening sound of loose change falling from pockets and hitting the polling booth floors as the people of Illinois flip coins in record numbers to decide who the hell to vote for in the Gubernatorial race.
Yes, Election �02 looks bleak here.
Having recently moved, I re-registered but my card or polling place information never arrived in the mail. When I realized this, I immediately became paranoid that here in the land of Dubya, the lady at the City Clerk�s office who helped me; she got a little whiff of The Left on me and threw my information out.
However, I called the county today � they assured me I was on the registered voters list. And the lady at county�s office said I could call if there are any problems. She better be right, because if I show up at the polls and I am not on that list, I am not afraid to rip a cell phone out of the hands of some Blue Haired Blue Blood and start dialing!
So, cross fingers I can vote tomorrow, people.
Because one thing is for sure: I plan to use my right as an American Citizen to cut out of work a couple hours early tomorrow in the name of casting my vote.
God Bless America, y�all.