CURRENTLY UP FOR CONSIDERATION ON THE ‘Tard-O Meter ™:
1. All of the next-to-empty shampoo/conditioner/body wash currently tipped upside down in my shower as to not miss the very last ounce of gel/shampoo/conditioner - current count: 4
'Tard-O Meter ™ rating: 4*
*(out of possible 10)
2. Trying to rock-out while cleaning toliet. completely forgetting what you are doing and almost using icky gross toilet brush as microphone (must be more careful) ...
'Tard-O Meter ™ rating: 9**
**(one point deducted for catching self before actually doing it - otherwise that gem is a perfect 10)
3. Thinking it's really, really funny when you listen to local classic rock station and sing the line about peaches and cream along with Steve Miller and actually thinking you are seriously rocking out
'Tard-O Meter ™ rating: PERFECT 10!