Sister's Wedding Nightmare Update:

Silver shoes. She wants us to wear silver shoes.

And I tell you what, I am having a devil of a time finding silver shoes that are not all strappy and sexed up.

If I have to show up at that church wearing pornoshoes, well then that's just her fault for making such an silly request for November, now isn't it?

Current Favorite Lyric:

Take a wiff of my pantleg, baby!

- Jon Spencer "Full Grown"

Currently obsessively played (after all, it's fall isn't it?):

The attention I need is much more serious
the kind of weight you couldn't lift
even if your cheap career depended on it
I need someone much more mysterious

- Red House Painters "Mistress"