Hello, Happy St. Patrick�s day and stuff. Hope you kissed a guy named Seamus tonight. Because I totally did. Never mind he�s just a regular pal of mine I see all the time, itcounts.
Anyway, I am not going to say I didn�t spend the night drinking and stuff, because in my world, it�s not like you need a ridiculous holiday for that, duh!
So that�s not news. Only, I came home to find on my stat counter some ridiculous search for: �what is so great about ann frank?�
Which means it is time, after all of these years here at ann-frank dot diaryland dot com, to answer the obvious.
You know, I can guess this particular person was probably most certainly looking for you know THE Anne Frank and all, because you know, I get that all the time, (yawn! happens) however this is sort of a challenge I can�t help but you know, answer! For those who might come around my site asking some questions!
So here�s your answer, �what is so great about ann frank?�: this ann-frank may not have saved the world but I�ve got some skills which are �
You got me.
I would really like to make a fantastic list here, you know, touting all of my life�s skills, but apparently, unless you count drunken typing as a real skill, I got nothing.
Except spellcheck on my side. Otherwise, this whole �entry� might look something like:
si84oekd^5K*)j#k dfik!@ fi! *9
So really, I guess I can thank Bill Gates?
Anyway, here is your life�s lesson in subtleties, kids. Sometimes, one letter CAN make the difference. Just cut your Internet losses and go buy the real Anne Frank: The Diary of a Young Girl, already. The Internet is shit, and on your search for real information, you, and your poor spelling skillz should tell you as much if you landed here.
Meaning: you are looking for ANNE with an �E� already.
Meaning: if you are coming here for your Anne Frank 7th grade book report, let me save you some time: Anne Frank was inspiring. I am not.
If you write a book report and you cite ann-frank.diaryland.com on your footnotes* you will flag an immediate �F� on that paper.
That is unless your teacher, Ms. Pipple is a totally single, drinking lady who likes to poke fun at the right wing and openly discuss her college acid trips.
If so, you�re golden. Cite ann-frank.diaryland.com away, and here�s your �A�!
And 10% of your lunch money.
Send it to ann-frank [at] diaryland.com.
You can thank me later.
* hahaha, do kids even DO footnotes anymore? Probably not, joke�s on me!