Fun story of the day for you.
Had a conversation with the really, really young intern in the kitchen while I was getting coffee. He expressed his dislike for the stuff, I said it's just the kind of thing you learn to drink in college, to stay awake to study and all that.
Really, really young intern asked: Why bother with coffee? Why didn't you just have a Red Bull?
Because, ya little nitwit, RED BULL WAS NOT AROUND BACK THEN, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? NEITHER WAS YOUR ENERGY DRINK NATION.
WE DIDN'T HAVE THE INTERNET OR iPODS OR CELL PHONES, EITHER! SO, WHY DON'T YOU PULL UP YOUR PANTS, GET YOUR HAIR OUT OF YOUR EYES, UNPLUG YOUR FREAKING NANO AND GO DO SOME WORK! AND PICK UP YOUR FEET WHEN YOU WALK!
But what I really answered was this: Yeah, coffee's better for you.
That's how my life is lately. How are you?