You know, when moving into a new apartment - upon entering for the very very first time � with all the sun shining in through the open windows onto the sparkling wood floors and the scent of Murphy�s Oil soap filling your lungs making you feel all giddy - it�s best to not to let the excitement of all the fun and breathtaking possibilities of the shiny new things overwhelm you and seduce you into immediately calling your best friend screaming �I AM GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH SEX IN THIS APARTMENT!!� first thing through the receiver.
�Cause even though there�s no cake or candles � it has pretty much the same effect. The articulation. Not necessarily the screaming. I mean.
Hypothetically speaking. Of course.
p.s. It�s moving day for Beermate girly Rudey!
Wish her good luck y�all.