Well hello there!
I won't go on about how I've not updated because that would presume you all have been just WAITING for words here. No, I won't! I know that's not true.
I will just say for now, if anyone's reading, today I spent the entire day with one sagging boob after the underwire on my bra snapped in half. My left sagging boob was not unlike a lazy eye. Which means I spent a good portion of my day saying, "Hey, hey you! Talk to the good boob!"
Also, I've been spending a lot of time actually outdoors, enjoying the sun and swimming outdoors so that's good since winter was especially fucking brutal and depressing this year. But, you might be happy to find out, true to myself, I have equally been enjoying my favorite summer sport: sipping beer in outdoor beer gardens.
So at least, as the kids say, I have been keeping it real.
Oh, and I've also been glued to watching Big Brother UK 9. Which, I am sure, if my only UK d-land pal Stuart still came around here to read, he'd be APPALLED to hear. But since I am pretty sure he's like, in Missouri somewhere for summer holiday, I feel ok announcing that.
Any other UK folks feel free to take a shot at me tho. I won't be shamed!
Someday, more funny here. Swear!