How sad is it at almost 10 o�clock at night I just got home from work and I completely hungry and the only thing left in the fridge is a Blue Moon and frozen pizza from Trader Joes and even though the pizza will take a total of 7 minutes to heat, it�s just much easier to take 7 seconds to find the bottle opener and pop open the beer and call it dinner?*
Yeah, I know. Like, SURPRISE!
I swear with these 12+ hour work days, the only thing I have done in the past few months to take care of my health is get a flu shot.
But then again, no swimming or any other exercise + too much pizza, smoking and beer = totally inhospitable host to any bug floating around out there, so I am thinking any strain of flu out there didn�t stand a chance in the first place.
On the brighter side of modern science it looks like, in the middle of this tumultuous month of long-ass days chocked full of souped-up stress, I have finally found the perfect brand of the BC pills that keep me from turning into a heap o� crampy/screamy/weepy stereotypes that jackass dudes like Dane Cook use for misogynistic �comedic� fodder. So that is nice.
Especially since this tiny medical miracle managed to happen right before the holidays.
O, Big Capitalistic Pharmaceutical Company, my friends and family thank you for a very. pleasant. thanksgiving. Here�s to a fucking joyous Christmas and a less-flowy New Year!**
*but yet I have no problem taking 15 minutes to type about it publicly on the internets.
**I actually came here to write a little ditty about the Burlesque show we went to over the weekend, which was way awesome, but now I feel the moment has passed as my beer is done and I am going to bed. So I will say sure, it was all half-nekkid ladies and Pasties, Ahoy! and everything, but seriously a good time for other reason including a local comedian who spent about 4 seconds using his prepared material, but then spent the next 7 minutes riffing after one of the geeked-out (and I love my geeks) bachelor-party participant in the back row yelled, TRUE DAT! After the comedian mentioned giant squids washing up on the shores of Japan as part of a joke-set up. Ok, you probably had to be there, but come on, Ocean Facts + True Dat= easy target for free-for-all fun-for-all. Seriously a good time.