My New Favorite Thing to DoWhen in the middle of an argument/discussion or amiable conversation, I like to get all Riki Lake-special-guest on people and throw my hands in the air and yell, "You DON'T know ME!"
ie:
Angry lady in Riki Audience: How can you go out with your baby's father's brother and leave those 3 kids at home with your crack-whore mother?
Riki's on stage guest (out of chair throws hands up): Oh, no YOU DON'T KNOW ME? Okkkaaaay? I take care of my kids, okkkay? You DON'T know me.
I recommend this in any argument you are "losing".
I am certain I will be sucessful in my attempt to have this replace "WHATEVER" as the world's most annoying and worthless retort.
Won't you join me in my crusade?