Well, it seems some of y’all have gotten a wee bit curious about the new across the hall neighbor-boy and if there’s been any bow-chicka-bow-bow going on as of yet, or whatnot.
Short answer. No.
Mainly ‘cause he hasn’t moved in yet.
Soon, I am thinking.
But in any case, I fully expect to hear him coming before I ever see him coming - like, him pulling up in his 1988 IROC with his stereo blasting Fire House power ballads or something
See how that works? The longer the time elapses between the time I found out about him and the time I actually meet him – the more ridiculous his story gets and the more unattractive he becomes.
If he doesn’t move in soon he’ll have a mullet, a Ditka mustache, leopard skin sheets stretched over his waterbed (very 1986), and a hard-core addiction to Wheel of Fortune.
Just how my mind works. 'Tis a curse.
p.s. I love fall so much and am so happy it's October I am retarded with excitement.