Well, it seems some of y�all have gotten a wee bit curious about the new across the hall neighbor-boy and if there�s been any bow-chicka-bow-bow going on as of yet, or whatnot.
Short answer. No.
Mainly �cause he hasn�t moved in yet.
Soon, I am thinking.
But in any case, I fully expect to hear him coming before I ever see him coming - like, him pulling up in his 1988 IROC with his stereo blasting Fire House power ballads or something
See how that works? The longer the time elapses between the time I found out about him and the time I actually meet him � the more ridiculous his story gets and the more unattractive he becomes.
If he doesn�t move in soon he�ll have a mullet, a Ditka mustache, leopard skin sheets stretched over his waterbed (very 1986), and a hard-core addiction to Wheel of Fortune.
Just how my mind works. 'Tis a curse.
p.s. I love fall so much and am so happy it's October I am retarded with excitement.