Sorry! False alarm!

My new entry was deleted by my jittery fingers, which is probably best for all of us considering it was basically a piss-poor rant about The Ditch Witch keeping me up all night.

Which sounds a lot more fun that it actually was, considering The Ditch Witch is NOT some sexy enchanted lady-visitor, but instead a ridiculous machine that bores through concrete sidewalks in the loudest manner possible.

And hey, I am not saying one should expect diggin’ through concrete to be a quiet endeavor, I am just saying if you are going to bother calling something Witch-y then you better give it some fucking stealth-y magic powers if you are going to use it under my window at 3am.

That is all I am saying.

See, it’s probably for the best my entry was deleted. But this, this will stay.

And oh, while you are here, take some time to tell me about yourself, won’t you?*



*not trying to win anything, it's just a lot of darn fun reading your answers, for real! I've been meaning to do one of these forever. If you've done one, too, let me know.