ann-frank

10.24.05
in which the ditch witch bitches

Sorry! False alarm!

My new entry was deleted by my jittery fingers, which is probably best for all of us considering it was basically a piss-poor rant about The Ditch Witch keeping me up all night.

Which sounds a lot more fun that it actually was, considering The Ditch Witch is NOT some sexy enchanted lady-visitor, but instead a ridiculous machine that bores through concrete sidewalks in the loudest manner possible.

And hey, I am not saying one should expect diggin’ through concrete to be a quiet endeavor, I am just saying if you are going to bother calling something Witch-y then you better give it some fucking stealth-y magic powers if you are going to use it under my window at 3am.

That is all I am saying.

See, it’s probably for the best my entry was deleted. But this, this will stay.

And oh, while you are here, take some time to tell me about yourself, won’t you?*



*not trying to win anything, it's just a lot of darn fun reading your answers, for real! I've been meaning to do one of these forever. If you've done one, too, let me know.



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