Look. I know I haven’t written in awhile, and for that I apologize.
But if it makes you feel any better - because I am a goddamn great pal – in about four hours, I am going to a place called “The Cadillac Ranch”.
"The Cadillac Ranch", y’all.
I'm not gonna get into details right now, but if I don’t have something to write about tomorrow, after spending an evening at a joint called The Cadillac Ranch - I’ll just have to take a hammer to my keyboard ‘cause I have no business writing ever again.
Here’s to hoping there’s a mechanical bull,