I�ve noticed that after the New Year starts, a lot of people seem compelled to post the (often) huge and (sometimes) poignant and (mostly) incredibly annoying inspiring retrospectives of all of the fabulous things they�ve accomplished in 2003.
I am here to tell you: I won�t be doing that.
Considering I am spending yet another winter in a most ghetto-fabulous fashion , heating my apartment with the oven, we can pretty much deduce: all remains the same here at annfrankenstein HQ.
So, I give you some anti-highlights of �03.
1. There have been sins. Lots of them.
That about covers it.
Oh, and once in �03, I had to use a couple of coffee filters as toilet paper.
Look, there was lots of beer, there was desperation, and there were absolutely no other paper products in the house, people.
No Kleenex �, not paper towel to be found.
The only thing left was the debate: coffee filters V. those little subscription cards that fall out of magazines.
I did what I had to do.
I will not be shamed.
And you know, I have never been really goal oriented, but in case you are wondering what�s up for a-f resolutions in the New Year, I can only tell you my personal goal for �04 remains the same: stop using sex as a weapon.
And maybe start remembering to buy a few essentials in bulk.
Happy �04 one and all,