Okay firstly. how could you people forget to tell me Owen Wilson has a secret blog?* Y�all know how I feel about Owen Wilson.
Secondly, awesome! It is nice to see the D&D crowd put down the twelve-sided die and get a little fresh air everyonceinawhile.**
Thirdly, they wheeled in a new vending machine today at work and it�s created quite the buzz here at The Corp. I swear to god, you�ve never seen a bigger bunch of folks all wound up about the new Lunchables� selection.*** But really, can you blame them? The new machine is a high-tech refrigerated thing with bells and whistles and shelves that rotate at the push of a button so you can choose more easily between the �BBQ chicken on Kaiser,� �Pigs in a Blanket Breakfast Sandwich� or �Hot Dog with Trimmings.�
Vending machine meat. Yum.
And fourthly, I think I ate some bad fish & chips at lunch. ****
Yep. That about covers it for today.
Lovely weekend, all.
*yes, I know. It�s all speculation, people wondering if "Rance" is really George Clooney, Owen Wilson, Jim Carrey or (the most likely answer) some poor regular schmoe seeking attention). However, it doesn�t change the fact that you don�t share and we don�t talk as much as we used to and that makes me just a little bit sad.
**outdated gamers reference noted. Back off techies! (yeah, just call me a Yosemite Sam mud-flap)
*** the sad commentary hangs so thick and obvious there�s really no need to get into it, is there?
****Not from the new vending machine.