So, this morning when I was blow drying my hair this really bad song came on the radio �Rock On� or something�It was the �original� version of the song, or whatever but here was my train of thought:
Oh, I know this song �rock on� - I forget who sings it � wait, didn�t Jack Wagner that creepy former soap star do a version of this song? Yeah, he did � god, that song sucked�wait it was in a movie, yea that crappy 80�s �The 2 Corey�s Vehicle� - Dream A Little Dream, gawd that movie sucked�and that Corey Feldman was still sporting his �Michael Jackson� look � Dude he was like 19 when he was still moon walking with his greazy hair, red leather and sparkly glove � bad enough Michael Jackson was way over when he was still copping his look but to be like, NINETEEN and still doing that is way weird� why did girls think he was hot? Ouch remember when the Coreys each had their own 900 number � and commercials, they would go on TV with a cheesy red phone and like puffy girly graphics scrolling their 900 number underneath � sooo gross � What�s with the 2 Coreys anyway, aren�t they still in rehad? Yeah, I think so � that means one of �em�s been clean and sober for a few years now, and you know what that means � Oprah. Soon, very soon one of them will be remembering their spirit, which is sure to launch a cameo in some bad Cameron Crowe movie � oh isn�t it ironic the Coreys back on screen? Ugh, I bet you they�re Scientologists by now.
Yeah, well this took about 60 seconds to pile through my head, but I was still late for work.