More Cold Hard Facts Of LifeRecently, for reasons beyond my control, I had to move into a smaller apartment in a 'better neighborhood' read: a lot more expensive. It's a studio.
My newphew paid me a visit awhile back (he's 4). I had no idea it affected him so, until tonight, when I went to go hang with him and play hungry hungry hippos.
He said, "Aunt ann-frank, why don't you have a living room?"
I said, "A living room? Are you kidding me? That shit costs money, little man. Auntie's a pay-check-to-pay-check kinda gal. Only rich people have living rooms."
The children are gonna learn sooner or later.