Dear Diaryland:

Do you know how cold it is here? Do you know?

I will tell you how cold it is: 17 people have died in the Chicagoland area it is so cold.

ann-frank ain’t no fool. ann-frank’s getting the hell out of town on a super top secret mission that involves a little city called San Francisco.

It may only be like, 60 degrees there, but that’s like, over 60 degrees warmer than it is here. Sounds like sweater weather to me and I do well in sweater weather, so San Francisco it is.

Plus, you know, that’s where Anchor Steam beer comes from, so somebody better get on the horn and let those people know I am coming. I’ve got 48 hours to spend.

and an e-ticket to ride,

xox

a-f