Hello, Happy St. Patrick’s day and stuff. Hope you kissed a guy named Seamus tonight. Because I totally did. Never mind he’s just a regular pal of mine I see all the time, itcounts.

Anyway, I am not going to say I didn’t spend the night drinking and stuff, because in my world, it’s not like you need a ridiculous holiday for that, duh!

So that’s not news. Only, I came home to find on my stat counter some ridiculous search for: “what is so great about ann frank?”

Which means it is time, after all of these years here at ann-frank dot diaryland dot com, to answer the obvious.

You know, I can guess this particular person was probably most certainly looking for you know THE Anne Frank and all, because you know, I get that all the time, (yawn! happens) however this is sort of a challenge I can’t help but you know, answer! For those who might come around my site asking some questions!

So here’s your answer, “what is so great about ann frank?”: this ann-frank may not have saved the world but I’ve got some skills which are …

Okay.

Right.

You got me.

I would really like to make a fantastic list here, you know, touting all of my life’s skills, but apparently, unless you count drunken typing as a real skill, I got nothing.

Except spellcheck on my side. Otherwise, this whole “entry” might look something like:

si84oekd^5K*)j#k dfik!@ fi! *9

So really, I guess I can thank Bill Gates?

Anyway, here is your life’s lesson in subtleties, kids. Sometimes, one letter CAN make the difference. Just cut your Internet losses and go buy the real Anne Frank: The Diary of a Young Girl, already. The Internet is shit, and on your search for real information, you, and your poor spelling skillz should tell you as much if you landed here.

Meaning: you are looking for ANNE with an “E” already.

Meaning: if you are coming here for your Anne Frank 7th grade book report, let me save you some time: Anne Frank was inspiring. I am not.

If you write a book report and you cite ann-frank.diaryland.com on your footnotes* you will flag an immediate “F” on that paper.

That is unless your teacher, Ms. Pipple is a totally single, drinking lady who likes to poke fun at the right wing and openly discuss her college acid trips.

If so, you’re golden. Cite ann-frank.diaryland.com away, and here’s your “A”!

And 10% of your lunch money.

Send it to ann-frank [at] diaryland.com.

You can thank me later.

Good night!

* hahaha, do kids even DO footnotes anymore? Probably not, joke’s on me!