I am really freaking glad I am going to be forced to get cable teevee in the next 5 months in order to get ADEQUATE ELECTION COVERAGE because the regular non-CNN like networks are doing things like candid camera shows that cover "who's flirting with your boyfriend??" instead of KEEPING ME UPDATED ON WHO MIGHT BE RUNNING MY COUNTRY.

In the world of election info: capitalism wins.

America! Fuck yeah!

p.s. yeah, I kinda hate you right now GENERATION FACEBOOK!