08.11.09 - not really moved just not around much
11.05.08 - for one night, I didn't hate people
10.30.08 - Not dead!
08.12.08 - Older, Wiser and Ready to KICK SOME ASS
06.30.08 - the lame only gets lamer
04.17.08 - Master Baters Unite
03.29.08 - Earth Hour as Baby Tax Deduction Scam, Who's With ME?
03.04.08 - I don't care if I sound old and cranky
02.24.08 - Bitch is the New Black!
02.13.08 - Open Letters To American Voters During This Very Important Election Year:
12.25.07 - merry this and that, telegram style!
12.12.07 - ridiculous and unsolicited story of ann-frank: age 7
09.27.07 - just a quick break to bring you a short link for your (lunch hour) pleasure.
09.23.07 - Obvious Joke Alert!
09.10.07 - the miseducation of ryan frank
08.24.07 - Don't the security cameras pick that shit up?
08.20.07 - Big Fakers Fake it out in Fake Town!
07.31.07 - iWould ask for my money back, but iOpened the box.
07.04.07 - happy fucking birthday, america
06.12.07 - annfrankenstein: always a lady of the people
05.11.07 - the dumbest thing I have done in the last 24 hours
02.12.07 - when you're too cool for the top 8
01.21.07 - when words fail, there's always youtube
12.01.06 - run, annfrankenstein, run!
11.27.06 - in which I guess you just had to be there
11.01.06 - sometimes you just have to make your own great vacation or go a little crazy
09.20.06 - I am so fucking metaphysical
09.08.06 - this is what I like to call "a little something to read to kill the last half-hour of your Friday work day, enjoy!"
08.27.06 - the pop-in
06.20.06 - I'm so fucking emo
06.07.06 - just call me Farah
05.31.06 - tried to go shopping for the first time today in a long time and all I have to say is:
04.02.06 - and the really funny thing is, I have not actually ever heard the song
03.24.06 - clearly, I've not been that busy
02.14.06 - suddenly chicklit
01.28.06 - in which ann-frank.diaryland.com becomes more "blog" than "diary," whatever that means.
12.27.05 - just another shot at starting a new year making a total ass of myself, so what's new?
11.28.05 - Ihre Tanzkommandantbefehle Sie zu tanzen!
10.24.05 - in which the ditch witch bitches
10.22.05 - family feud time, suckas!
10.02.05 - it's raining nipples and binkies
09.11.05 - meet the new darlings of frenchkiss records
09.04.05 - his mind is not for rent, for any man or government
07.06.05 - Positive Bleeding Vs. Cat Scratch Fever: You Decide
06.09.05 - welcome to 1998
05.17.05 - do you ever wish you could breath underwater?
04.14.05 - Perfect Asshole Moment of the Week
03.18.05 - in which the hard lessons in life come to ... life
03.06.05 - you'd think it was sweeps week what with all the boob talk
03.03.05 - in which you pretend you have landed in Boca with your retired grandma discussing health problems in excruciating detail
02.26.05 - because there is just more than one kind of vomit
02.14.05 - B-9 - it's not just for bingo anymore!
02.08.05 - you can think about it in the car
02.03.05 - The State of ann-frank.diaryland.com *
01.25.05 - another reality bite
01.11.05 - mad, mad libs and more
12.24.04 - christmas in detox
11.30.04 - live at the rock show (umm, sort of)
11.14.04 - you can always smell it on the girls who sell it
11.13.04 - This week's headlines: Bush still sucks, ODB Dies. Fun rock-show dancing aside, ann-frank still in permanent state of bitterness.
11.01.04 - I know it's not like me to say such a thing...
10.17.04 - booze and the next generation: a cautionary tale
9.24.04 - inane review of key moments in my day so far
9.19.03 - if ain't stiff it ain't worth a fuck (records, people! records!)
8.24.04 - the cliche speaks!
7.24.04 - and then, you can find me at the bar
7.13.04 - a little hard money and a good stiff drink (the drink part comes later tonight)
7.6.04 - I have no right, but then again, I do
6.19.04 - real! live! alleged! kinky american politics!
6.2.04 - swimming in pasties is strictly a diversionary tactic, I assure you.
5.11.04 - Would you like that all in Loonies or Toonies?
5.7.04 - Four things about my day that will not help you in any way but might kill a few minutes of your day at your soul-crushing office job
4.28.04 - ode to ye Y to the M to the CA
14.04.04 - burger king: redefining creepy every day
3.30.04 - and then the guy with the hook showed up just when we started making out
3.15.04 - the gene pool has no lifeguard
3.7.04 - this is a little something I like to call ...
2.22.04 - annfrankenstein on: the all-fun all blogger reading
2.19.04 - wicked little chicks
2.16.04 - anything for love, m'dear
2.9.04 - office smack: corporate america's dirty little secret
2.2.04 - we are the world, we are the beer in small tiny glasses. oh, and cussing
1.29.04 - the real reason my parents never bought me Jordache Jeans
1.7.04 - in which a not-so personal best, gets a little too personal
12.27.03 - shake it like a polaroid picture
11.28.03 - insert funny ID v. EGO black friday comment here
10.27.03 - ann-frank, the musical: lots of sass but mostly ass
10.16.03 - O, that sexy work email: a cautionary tale
10.13.03 - in which ann-frank abuses the hyphenation to the point of no return
10.08.03 - Cubs win! Yankee Candles Lose! Oh, and Bob, too.
10.05.03 - Hello, ROCKTOBER! *
9.15.03 - If you like the authentic blues, you?ll love Blues Hammer! Yeeeow!
8.26.03 - now is your chance to insert the"hatergade" joke you've been dying to make
8.15.03 - blast this, worm blaster! [oops i forgot to post earlier]
8.11.03 - sometimes. just sometimes, when it is very quiet you can hear the screams
8.9.03 - and I made some kick ass french toast, too
7.22.03 - and I've got a stainless steel hip replacement, too
07.07.03 - forget what you know: the undead are here to party
6.30.03 - attack of the bricabrac!
6.25.03 - look, I don't want to be cliché, but it really is hot in here which might necessitate taking off my clothes. and stuff.
6.18.03 - the "T" stands for watch your mouth, ann-frank
6.6.03 - weddings, pubs and gun play
5.30.03 - tapas/topless let's just call the whole thing "hangover"
5.12.03 - Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? II
5.9.03 - Apocalypse Cash Money
4.29.03 - Sclemeel, schlemazel, Hasenfeffer Incorporated: mixing milk and pepsi with my metaphors
4.16.03 - Desperate times, desperate delusions (we’ll always have p.funk!)
4.11.03 - hey cute library fella, it's called an homage. yeah, because I know all the fancy words
31.03.03 - and you shall know me by the sound of my thundering laughter
3.23.03 - I love you all but the first one who says "Brigdet Jones" gets a swift kick in the pants
3.20.03 - inconclusive
3.13.03 - In which ann-frank confesses, backs up, confesses again, but ultimately leaves an unintelligible mess
2.28.03 - Lorenzo Lamas, you and your orange skin can kiss my big fat girl ass
2.23.03 - ann-frank: just another name for pirate treasure
2.19.03 - baby, the human league's got nothing on me
2.7.03 - ann-frank "on" ...
1.31.03 - Sea Breeze and The Public Beejay
1.23.03 - witches teet
1.14.03 - I kiss the space where your face used to be
1.1.03 - Fruit Smoothies in '03! Hear Me Roar!
12.26.02 - powerball, y'all. powerball!
12.24.02 - Holidays Among The Marrieds
12.16.02 - The Gender Politics of Crock-Pot Cookin': A Holiday Primer
12.10.02 - Rage Against The Cash Machine
12.02.02 - Mine Stein
11.27.02 - The World's Only Gravy Boat Tour on the River Styx
11.18.02 - damn you blue pie you are still my white whale! (trivial pursuit examined 20 years later)
11.14.02 - and you thought the "Patriot Act" was scary
11.04.02 - Gubernatorial: dirty word or the hottest name in toilet bowl cleaning today?
10.30.02 - sweetie, darling, is it Halloween already?
10.25.02 - say it again you robotic voice of reason
10.20.02 - put another notch in your lipstick case
10.15.02 - is that a google bomb in your hot pants?
10.13.02 - dreams they complicate my life (get up, get up)
10.7.02 - one, two, three, four, I declare a night of fancy-pants cocktails then maybe a little thumb wrasslin' war
10.04.02 - The Bud Girls Guide to Investing: buy low. Sell high. Drink Bud.
9.29.02 - in which the rebel yells
9.26.02 - it's my world and I will rock when you are not watching
9.21.02 - idol summer 2.0: the fall invasion remix
9.19.02 - je ne sais what?
9.17.02 - salty wounds, capital expenditures and ball point dangling testes, y'all
9.15.02 - Dear Thief: if weed-rot is really enough to justify forgery your priorities are so beyond fucked up you need to get help now.
9.13.02 - in which last call kicks ann-frank's ass
9.13.02 - creepy mustachioed window man
9.05.02 - who are you calling a talley-ho you croquet playing mo-fo?
8.29.02 - ann-frank turns 1 in diaryland years
8.26.02 - happy to have wheels
8.23.02 - sweet and tender hooligan
8.17.02 - ann-frank's short bus express to hell
8.13.02 - a whole new level of bad hair day
8.5.02 - banana cramps and casio-core galore
8.03.02 - ann-frank does more useless stuff before 8am than Junior's entire time in the White House.
8.1.02 - Legendary Booty
7.20.02 - the seduction of the sleeping porch and the flirtini
7.12.02 - the ann-frank blue light special
7.7.02 - ann-frank's coming out of the closet tour
7.3.02 - Is that burning cow flesh I smell? Must be an American holiday!
6.27.02 - I (heart) Chuck
6.17.02 - i can do it again, i can do it with poise
6.11.02 - In This Issue: Shoe Strategy For the Modern Lady - And for the First Time: Right Wing Vegetarianism Defined!
6.7.02 - We've come a long way baby, my ass.
6.4.02 - buckaroos or bust
5.25.02 - shakin', shakin' to the dirty, dirty
5.23.02 - missing: The Funny
5.16.02 - mussels are funny, jock jams is funnier
5.14.02 - electric fondue
5.13.02 - ann-frank: not really aiming high but then again she knows her limits
5.12.02 - phantoms
5.10.02 - Jon motherfucking Spencer Blues Explosion, y’all.
5.8.02 - lament for the fear factor-y impaired
5.8.02 - queen a-f for the day
5.4.02 - jam bands strippers and party couches
5.2.02 - Blood. Bath. Rock. Out.
4.29.02 - and now diaryland is trying to break my heart
4.27.02 - Smells Like TeamEuroMen
4.28.01 - ann-frank: the human squawk box
4.21.02 - the trouble with pop culture lust
4.18.02 - Fornicating Canadians Win the Lottery After Nuclear Fall Out Creates Universal Bad Hair Day
4.15.02 - I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record
4.13.02 - everything in moderation, grasshopper. even short pants
4.12.02 - Trying to drink away the parts of the day I cannot sleep away
4.8.02 - Now I got worry
4.4.02 - No time for ann-frank's antics, but there is always time to rock
3.31.02 - WWJCD (what would johnny cash do?)
3.28.02 - Varmint Love
3.26.02 - i called john gotti and asked him if his fridge was running, we can laugh about it now
3.24.02 - my side of the bed
26.03.0-1 - ann-frank: not a sports fan
3.19.02 - Don't touch! (yourself)
3.16.02 - The Best Part of Waking Up
3.14.02 - ann-frank gives spring time a big old kiss. with tongue.
3.11.02 - Throw In a George Foreman Grill and We'll Call it a Deal, Dick
3.10.02 - Slow ride, kids. Take it easy.
3.7.02 - Reading is Fundafuckedup
3.5.02 - Nerd Girl and Google Love
3.04.02 - Party Vans and Reigndancers
2.28.02 - Who do you trust to hide the smut?
3.18.02 - Jesus Steals
2.26.02 - Emergency & I
2.24.02 - Hot!Lanta Red Eye
23.02.0-1 - the x-ray parade
2.18.02 - ann-frank: petty bitch with Wu-Tang by her side
1.14.02 - Happy motherfucking VD, everybody!
2.13.02 - Yuck Mouth
1.8.02 - Get thee to the torture chair!
2.03.02 - The Fireman Rescues the Kitty - well, it IS in his job description
1.31.02 - I want to be the girl with the most cake
1.25.02 - Mamma always said clean the cache before you let her check her e-mail on your computer
1.23.02 - Organic Salt-Lick Spritz
21.01.02 - Tool of The Man!
1.20.02 - Furniture Lust - resisted! Take that IKEA!
1.18.02 - Burn.
1.14.02 - ann-frank defies you to shake your ass and have some WT casserole
1.11.02 - Scratchers, Kinder Eggs and Road Lust
1.7.2002 - Bad Ass Purse Toting Cheating Old Lady and the Youngin's Email
12.30.01 - Puking New Years Eve
12.29.01 - Copying Disco's Moves...
12.28.01 - If I only had a snake skin jacket ...
12.26.01 - Wrapping Paper, Santa Claus, Sexing The Fireman, Tombstones and Marth Stuart
12.23.01 - Gas Stove Ghetto Supa Star
12.12.01 - Attack of the Mutant Ninja Teenaged Virgins 401 (k)
4.26.02 - i am trying to break your heart
12.7.01 - Adrianne! Adrianne!
4.7.02 - High Falutin'
12.3.01 - Dick Clark - you've been a bad, bad boy...
12.2.01 - Once Again, Auntie Tells it Like it Is ... (happy in my heart and in my head)
11.30.01 - Please Drive Faster
11.26.01 - I Dream of Body Glitter (it could have been swell, it could have been off the hook)
11.25.01 - The Weary Bridesmaid Hits the Mini Bar
11.22.01 - Food Coma
11.12.01 - Queen Of the Victorian Era Double Wide
11.11.01 - Why Book Clubs are Evil - Exhibit Gen Y
10.11.01 - The Dildo vs. The Oprah Book Club
11.05.01 - Les jeux sont faites: Your Ass is Mine
11.4.01 - Anthrax, Fungi and Flowers
11.2.01 - Just because I am short and have a big mouth ...
10.31.01 - Don't get me wrong, I love my coffee and flowers, but this is outta control!
2.10.02 - Sole
10.29.01 - Master Card Is My Master
10.28.01 - dirty laundry, hipsters and mods
10.26.01 - Your IQ Must Be THIS TALL to use the Chopsticks
10.22.01 - A Taste for Slumming ...
10.16.01 - Self Indulgent Rant to Appease the Unappeasable...
12.10.01 - Miss Cleo's Gonna Bust A Cap in Yo' Ass
10.10.01 - Curse of the Ditka Mustache
Thursday, Oct. 04, 2001 - Invasion of the Man-Stereo
9.30.01 - Pornoshoes
11.15.01 - One More Happy for My List
9.19.01 - Two Things I'd Do Differently If I Were A Stripper
9.19.01 - Not since the days of corduroy my friends...
9.18.01 - Friends Don't Let Friends Write Drunk ...
9.16.01 - My Liver Already Looks Like Beef Jerky, So What the Hell ...
9.16.01 - Moronic Logic
9.11.01 - Small
9.10.01 - The Moral Of the Porn's Story Is!
9.10.01 - But what about the midgets?
9.8.01 - Other people's crap (too po' for cable kinda po')
9.3.01 - Why Don't You Just Go And Choke Yourself on a Couple of Yards of Tulle?
8.31.01 - All My Sluts
08.30.01 - Lights! Camera! Scare the Shit out of me!
08.28.01 - I don't know KARATE but I know CA-RAZY
08.27.01 - Ye Olde Ball Park Ain't What it Used to Be
08.26.01 - Mofo Ghost Keeping Me Up Nights
08.24.01 - I swear, it's a god damn good thing I don't have a GUN
08.23.01 - Johnny Cash Whoop Ass
2001.8.22 - Auntie Tells it Like it IS Sucka!
2001-08-21 - Cold Hard Facts of Life
2001.20.8 - don't fuck with the HTML
2001.19.8 - Today's guest: Crack whore
2001.18.8 - Drunken Ghosts and gouls
1998-08-18 - Tard-O Meter
2001-08-17 - phone dicks
1.27.02 - Best! Saturday Night! Ever!
2001-08-16 - The 2 Coreys & Scientology
2001-08-16 - Fed-Ex Revenge!
2001-08-16 - Die cheerleaders! Die!
1998-08-15 - 12 Items or less motherfucker!
1998-08-15 - disappointed
2001-08-14 - JIP!
8.13.01 - Y2K are you kidding me? still?
8.16.01 - We are all freaks- a personal welcome
14.10.01 - I Am Sloth Girl Hear Me Yawn ...
08.31.01 - Invansion of the Carney
11.21.01 - Pass the crack pipe please (and why kid rock SUCKS)
11.19.01 - ann-frank: It's all about the Benjamin's at the Smut Shoppe
12.18.01 - The Fireman Doesn't Even Freaking Knock When He Leaves Gifts!


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