Paris Hilton gets out of her prison sentence and the American public goes so APE SHIT the system throws her back in jail.

Lewis "Scooter" Libby gets out of HIS prison sentence with what basically equates to a pardon* from the President, proving ONCE AGAIN this administration believes itself to be ABOVE THE LAW and the American public doesn't make a peep.

I guess nobody told Perez Hilton.

*A full pardon has not been ruled out by the way. I suspect that will happen January 2009. Fucking insane.