Jon Spencer may keep his title as the sexiest man on the planet as he was shaking and growling and snarling and making the rock and roll music loud and wailing just like I like it. Plus he was sporting wicked pork chop sideburns that actually hurled him all warp-speed-like into over the top sexity and if you can name 3 other people who can actually pull that off, you let me know.
And I would like to thank the fool behind me for spilling beer all over my feet creating a pool of slippery mess to stand in. Not exactly and ideal experience but apologies were a-flying and being the fair and just patron I am it was decided after much groveling it was indeed, just a simple accident and furthermore punishment was put on permanent hiatus as he had the sense enough to buy me a beverage as a rock show appropriate way of apologizing.
Dear reader, if you are to learn anything here at ann-frank.diaryland.com please let it be beer goes a long way in the a-f apology department. At least at the rock shows. Any other time, moods are subject to change but it never hurts to try.
And further more a pox goes out to the house of the couple in front of me who blocked my line of sight to the stage when their 2 heads glommed into One. Big. Fucking. in-my-way-mass as they spent the majority of the time sucking face. I mean, you donít have to tell me , I know the jsbx brings the sexiní but if you are all in love and stuff and you just canít keep your hands off of each other for more than 3 minutes that is just fine, but please just go to Six Flags Great America and do it with the other 14 year olds while standing in line for the Raging Bull Rollercoaster or whatever. Okay?
I mean, I didnít even know Jon Spencer was wearing glitter pants until halfway through the show and I was even wearing my tall shoes yíall.
At any rate, it was a great show but if you donít believe me ask him . He was there too, you know, doing the rocking out and stuff. Oh and while you are asking, please be sure to slip him a Happy Birthday and and best wishes and commend him on his rock show etiquette and things for keeping his tall self out of the way of shorties like me even though it seems I have failed miserably in living up to the expected ann-frankish look. Oh and you could also say the color red really suits him.
And now if you will all excuse me, I need to run out for some water and pain killers as my liver is probably the size of one shrunken raisin and my head still isnít quite right and since itís not often ye olde a-f is out Ďtil three oíclock in the morning anymore itís a damn good thing I had the foresight to take the day off today so I can go lay in the grass somewhere and read a book and sip some water to re-hydrate and recuperate and things.
You have a good day, too. Okay?