Dear person who found my page through the �tall blonde Hooters� Google search:Yes, I know Google is somewhat of a miracle tool, but there are certain things Google simply cannot do.
Like, discern one blonde Hooters girl from another.
I mean, I am no internet guru here, but considering a good portion of yer Hooters Girls look like they were cloned and harvested from some sort of Barbie Farm off the Bahaman coast, unleashed upon the world in orange poly-rayon-blend hot pants to serve pitchers of tepid beer and wings with a smile - next time you might want to consider making your search a little more� I don�t know �specific?
Say, something like: �hooters girl + club foot + third nipple� or �hooters girl + phallophobia� or �hooters girl + it itches make it stop�
Remember, the more specific your search, the more likely you are to get the particular T&A for which you are looking.
I hope we have learned a lesson here.
xox
ann �Annie Sullivan� frankenstein