ann-frank

9.29.02
in which the rebel yells

Got pretty loaded last night, which I know is so shocking itself I could just end the entry right there but what I wanted to say is I got home about 2am and made the mistake of flipping on the teevee because even though I have only about 4 channels I always manage to find some crap show to watch and it turned out PBS was showing some Civil War programming that was pretty goddman riveting and sure enough it sucked me in and before I knew it, it was almost 3am and I was still up thinking, man it’s really late I should go to bed, however I couldn’t help but keep watching until suddenly the PBS people interrupted the goddman riveting programming to do their pledge drive shtick and quite honestly I was annoyed because I just wanted to get back to the story so I could go to bed and just then I heard the PBS voice-over guy say, “we will return for the conclusion of The Civil War… after this.” And I was like, the conclusion? What do you mean the conclusion? Fuck that, conclusion. You can’t fool me, smarmy PBS voice-over guy! Joke’s on you! I already know how this one ends!”

So. I went to bed because ann-frank is no dummy.



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