I just found the scarf my brother gave me for my birthday a few months ago.
I forgot I had it.
It’s too bad really because I would have enjoyed wearing it this winter. It’s all soft and warm and dark and feels great.
But most importantly, it makes me look even more stunning than usual.
I know. Like that’s possible.
But the point is, as I was admiring myself in the mirror, I noticed the tag. It read:
Made in Germany. 100% CashMink ®.
Which totally ruins everything.
I mean - how am I supposed to enjoy the warmth and comfort and feel all fabulous in my scarf knowing there is a poor, tiny little CashMink ® out there all naked, cold and shivering? All because of me and my frivolous birthdays?
I mean, how many CashMinks ® must die?