Ye Olde Ball Park Just Ain�t What it Used to Be
7 tickets released game day to the final Cubs v. Cards series game of season: $126
Two foam #1 Cubs Claws purchased for the sole purpose of annoying Cardinal�s fan friends sitting next to you: $18
7 rounds of beer for lunch in the ballpark cups the equivalent of 5 oz Dixie cups (plus tip): $270
Watching Sammy Sosa hit a homerun with 2 men on base then watching horrific-Tony-Home-Perm-Lady decked out head to toe in Cardinals gear screaming at her mustachioed husband all dressed up in Cubs T-shirt and hat, �IF THEY GET ONE MORE MOTHERFUCKING RUN YOU AIN�T GETTING NO GOD DAMN PUSSY TONIGHT� while scores of parents look on in horror and rush to cover their childrens� ears �
Well, you betcha � priceless �