Okay firstly. how could you people forget to tell me Owen Wilson has a secret blog?* Y’all know how I feel about Owen Wilson.

Secondly, awesome! It is nice to see the D&D crowd put down the twelve-sided die and get a little fresh air everyonceinawhile.**

Thirdly, they wheeled in a new vending machine today at work and it’s created quite the buzz here at The Corp. I swear to god, you’ve never seen a bigger bunch of folks all wound up about the new Lunchables® selection.*** But really, can you blame them? The new machine is a high-tech refrigerated thing with bells and whistles and shelves that rotate at the push of a button so you can choose more easily between the “BBQ chicken on Kaiser,” “Pigs in a Blanket Breakfast Sandwich” or “Hot Dog with Trimmings.”

Vending machine meat. Yum.

And fourthly, I think I ate some bad fish & chips at lunch. ****

Yep. That about covers it for today.

Lovely weekend, all.

*yes, I know. It’s all speculation, people wondering if "Rance" is really George Clooney, Owen Wilson, Jim Carrey or (the most likely answer) some poor regular schmoe seeking attention). However, it doesn’t change the fact that you don’t share and we don’t talk as much as we used to and that makes me just a little bit sad.

**outdated gamers reference noted. Back off techies! (yeah, just call me a Yosemite Sam mud-flap)

*** the sad commentary hangs so thick and obvious there’s really no need to get into it, is there?

****Not from the new vending machine.