So, this morning when I was blow drying my hair this really bad song came on the radio “Rock On” or something…
It was the “original” version of the song, or whatever but here was my train of thought:
Oh, I know this song “rock on” - I forget who sings it – wait, didn’t Jack Wagner that creepy former soap star do a version of this song? Yeah, he did … god, that song sucked…wait it was in a movie, yea that crappy 80’s “The 2 Corey’s Vehicle” - Dream A Little Dream, gawd that movie sucked…and that Corey Feldman was still sporting his “Michael Jackson” look – Dude he was like 19 when he was still moon walking with his greazy hair, red leather and sparkly glove – bad enough Michael Jackson was way over when he was still copping his look but to be like, NINETEEN and still doing that is way weird… why did girls think he was hot? Ouch remember when the Coreys each had their own 900 number – and commercials, they would go on TV with a cheesy red phone and like puffy girly graphics scrolling their 900 number underneath … sooo gross … What’s with the 2 Coreys anyway, aren’t they still in rehad? Yeah, I think so … that means one of ‘em’s been clean and sober for a few years now, and you know what that means – Oprah. Soon, very soon one of them will be remembering their spirit, which is sure to launch a cameo in some bad Cameron Crowe movie – oh isn’t it ironic the Coreys back on screen? Ugh, I bet you they’re Scientologists by now.
Yeah, well this took about 60 seconds to pile through my head, but I was still late for work.